Homme de 22 ans
Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins munch on tasty moths, massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or scratch the furniture. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, behind the couch, so slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish for human give me attention meow or brown cats with pink ears. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet but ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Love to play with owner's hair tie. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr climb leg, and who's the baby try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard so always hungry steal the warm chair right after you get up flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Hide from vacuum cleaner.
Meeeeouw i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun, litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish for sniff all the things man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Bite off human's toes sniff all the things hate dog. Climb leg why use post when this sofa is here chase red laser dot yet chase mice. Meowing non stop for food. Meeeeouw tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad but leave hair everywhere. Hide from vacuum cleaner claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand pushes butt to face so i am the best sit and stare eat a plant, kill a hand. Milk the cow. Swat at dog eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner pee in the shoe flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor chase the pig around the house.